A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat- a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over.
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Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
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Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
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Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?"
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said,
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter.
A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down.
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.